A conversation with Jack in the car yesterday:
Jack: Mom, you know everything.
Me: (smiling) I do?
Jack: Yes, you know how to cut the brown stuff off apples.
Me: (trying not to laugh) Oh, right.
Jack: And you know how to buy stuff at the store, and all kinds of things. That's hard stuff for me.
Me: (busting up) I see.
Well, he's right, you know.